Showing posts with label growing up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label growing up. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas! and Happy Birthday!



Happy Birthday Jesus!

I miss birthday parties @ my Nanaw's house! Because every time anyone had a Birthday at my Nanaw's house, the birthday person always got money under their dinner plate, under their water glass, or even rolled up in the napkin! But the cool thing was that EVERYONE @ the table got money, not only the birthday person!!! So, I loved it when ANYONE had a birthday! ha ha ha...

but you know, it is like that with Christ. Here we all come to celebrate his birthday, and yet, when we show up, it is he that has these amazing gifts of love, acceptance, peace, joy, and grace! Everyone @ the party who knows him well enough to come (or even if you were just invited by a friend, he still gives you a gift! Everyone is blessed at this party!

So, welcome to the party! Happy birthday Jesus! And hey what did you get @ Jesus' Birthday party? I think this year I got a huge lump of love and grace!

Hey! Let me see what you got! Oh, and as you would guess, Jesus desires for you to not just keep the gift he gives, but to give it away to all those who decided not to come to his party!

Love yall! Merry Christmas!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Anyone seen this before...M.A.S.K.....and speaking of TV...

I am digging deep in my favorite cartoon series from my childhood, but this cartoon, I remember being a very close second (to transformers) in my mind. it was like a mix is transformers, and G.I. Joe.... very cool, and I remember the theme song to this cartoon almost as good as Transformers....so enjoy the clip: man this is making me wish I had the Toys again, heh.



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OK here are the shows out of all the new shows on that i have seen and do/do not care for:

BAD:
Carpoolers
Cavemen
Chuck (it just makes me mad that they are playing him off as a nerd, geek, and it is obvious that this guy have never played D&D or taken an advanced class in anything....Tiffany likes it though, heh...)

Good:
The Office (still VERY funny)
Pushing Up Daisies (This show is awesome! If you like Big Fish, and Stardust...i.e. fairy tales...then this is the show for you...voice over narration and all!)
Heroes (of course..duh)


Have not seen yet:
Bionic Woman (I still need to see this one on the DVR... but I will find out soon.


So do yall agree with the shows I like or would add another one? let me know!

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The one about a long trip down memory lane...come and join me....


Well, my last trip home this past weekend I came up with the idea to share with you a lot of the memories of my home town and where I grew up......the greatest town in West Texas....Floydada (Whirlwinds, Whirlwinds Fight Fight, Fight!) Yeah...every one has their fondest memories of home and I decided to take you all back to my years @ "home" and share with you a little bit....so grab my hand and let's walk down memory lane...................................................OK, here is the hospital that I was born in...I can't remember too much of my birth...but I think I did a lot of crying ands screaming in this building...sadly it is no longer a hospital any more..and an empty building...but the school system is thinking about turning it into another school building..but I am not sure about that rumor...I would be fine with that...because it would mean that it might stay around long enough for me to take my kids to it some day and show them where I was born.....

Well, after I was born (any my mom stopped breast feeding me...I t might have been a little later than that even, heh) I got to stay with Charlene Brown....now here is one of the greatest women in the world...she taught me several useful things for me in my life...like... how to pee in a toilet, and ask to be excused from the table...and that mac and cheese can be eaten with hotdogs and ketchup and taste VERY good together...and drink out of cups with both hands, and I remember her letting us build Legos as high as we could and then she would take a picture of us with our creations, heh.....I also remember dancing to the Oakridge Boy's "Elvira" song (uuuuum bop-a, uuuum bpo-a, uuum bop-a mouh mouh) and I swung a girl named Jamie right into Charlene's brick stairs and cracked her head open and she had to get stiches....Oh man I felt bad about that one...oh and I also remember that I loved going into Jason's room (Charlene's oldest son) and I think that the first video game I played might have been in this very house (pong, and Frogger, etc.... on the Arari) Aaahhh good times good times..... (oh and how could I ever forget Bear their dog, and the swings in their back yard...oh and all the field trips to get library books one day and ice cream and pizza the next!!!! Oh man those were good days!!!!!

After I was old enough to go to pre-school I went to the pre-school that was in the up stairs part of my church...right here in the one and only church I attended (on a weekly basis that is) Floydada United Methodist Church. I went to preschool here under the direction of Lou Ann Smith (sp?) and man, did I have fun here! I got to be with a lot of my friends Tyson, etc...... for the first year...but they decided to keep me their a second year because I was not old enough to go into kindergarten...so then I got to make friends with all kinds of other friends then too...like Shea, Shalya, Kayla, Amber, etc.......notice I can only remember the girls, heh) And of course I was confirmed here and Baptized in this church...I have run around searching for Easter eggs in this church and many a game of football and soccer have been played in this front ground...and every Christmas the Nativity was put up by me and friends...just an amazing and foundation in my life..and of course the people were the greatest people on the planet...funny how the church you grew up in was a church that was free of all politics and mean people....heh...I am sure it was there at that time too...but the kids rarely ever have to see it....oh well ignorance is bliss, heh....

Here is A.B. Duncan Elementary school. This is where I attended kindergarten through 3rd grade. I loved this school, and even though I have tons of memories of playing outside of this building too....I remember the cafeteria second only to the back play ground the most because we would either play outside before school started or we would meet in the cafeteria before school started....and I loved meeting in the cafeteria because that would mean that there would be snow or rain, or even tornadoes outside...and man I kind of stuff excited me!!!! heh..... I spent many a day outside in the play ground out back behind the school. We would get into big tractor tires and roll each other around in them, heh..and I also remember the first time I met Peter Luna out there...he was a huge kid for his age...and we always played football everyday and the girls would cheerlead for us too...we would pick sides of course...but the first day Peter Luna showed up the entire team ran over to him playing in the tires buried in the dirt...and we asked him to play football with us....and that was the day that we all learned why it was a good idea to have big people play football...he dominated...heh...and I was sure glad he was on my team....I also remember Shayla dumping me as she swing on the swing telling Pepper to tell me that she did not like the sweater and glass slipper necklace I gave her....heh heh heh...Oh and one of my favorite stories is how the farm land beyond the play ground area was my families (it actually was..and actually I would tell everybody that the school was my school because my great grandfather gave the land for the school and so they named the school after him (and of course my first name was Duncan..and so it was my school)) any way the teachers would not let any of the kids play in the farm land behind the school, and would tell us to get off of the private land if we ever went on it...but it was my land...and so the friends I really liked I would invite them on it and when the teacher told us to get off the dirt of the private plan....I would remind them that it was my land..and they were not allowed to be on it.....heh heh...Oh man...I bet I was a little snot every now and then...heh...oh well, the teacher seemed to always remind me that I would get off the land if I wanted to have any kind of snack time...and that she was in possession of a paddle that she was proficient in the use of if I did not get back over into the school's land...that seemed to work, heh......

Everyday after school I would either walk to my Momma's classroom @ the Jr. High School...that picture is coming up...or I would walk here....to my Nanaw and Grandad's house.... I loved coming here because I would get to spent time hugging my Nanaw and enjoying Tomato, Bacon, Onion sandwiches, ridding the motorcycle (with my very own two feet powering it (and going down that little green rap in this picture was better than any roller coaster ride at the time) and I would pick flowers for my Nanaw, crack and eat pecans and eat them with her..and most days we would just sit on the porch swing and listen to "just-a-swing'an" I bet my Nanaw enjoyed it just as much as I did....and I also remember Grandad (he had already had 1 or 2 strokes before I was even old enough to know what one was....but I would jump up on the back of this wheel chair and rub his burr haircut head and he would hand me fruit flavored Tums....like they were candy...probably explains why my stomach is so based out, heh...tons of memories here too....their back yard is the only basement we had growing up and if the tornado sirens went off then we would most of the time drive to Nanaw's house and run into the basement....now for a guy would loves tornadoes...you can imagine how much I loved this place, heh....Man I love this house!!!!! Posted by Hello

Now here is the Dixie Dog...as you can see.....every now and then we would walk to the Dixie Dog from A.B. Duncan Elementary and also from my Nanaw's house....now I am not sure...but I think they have some of the best ice cream you can order..and their corndogs are out of this world....I just loved it all and will never forget holding hands with Angela from the school to the Dixie Dog and back...I remember I would be so nervous that my hand would be sweating al over the place and yet if Angela tried to take her hand away...I would grab it even tighter and make sure she was not letting go of my hand....granted this was kindergarten.....everyone else was holding hands with a friend of the same sex...because boy and girls just did not do that at this time....but yep you guessed it....I did, heh..... If you ever stop in to Floydada then you have got to go have a corn dog and an ice cream cone at the Dixie Dog...a cheese burger @ Lenard's Cafe, and al of the other places have changed so much I don't know if they are still around......

Ok, here is Andrew's Ward. I went to this school grades 4th through 6th...and even thought it looks a lot different now, I probably spent more of my life growing up on this playing field than any other in Floydada....you see this is not only the place I went to school for three years...this is the view off of the front porch of my house!!!! Yep....I stared at this school everyday....I would wake up in the morning and look out the bathroom window to see this place....but I have decided to add a few things to the picture for you to see it the way I saw it when I was a kid.....

Ok now we are talking....You see there was all kinds of playground equipment in this playground area...and it was VERY old...but who cares I had a front yard larger than any of my friends and my playground was industrial equipment, heh....OK you can see the slide and the long swing set..and the two posts in front of the swings were basketball goals...with a dirt court of course...there are some smaller chin-up bars past the slide..and if I could create them I would have added a few see-saws, a merry-go-round, tether ball pole, more swings on that side behind the big slide....and I got over my rear of heights with that slide...and I remember my brother and I running out there when it was really foggy and firing arrows straight into the air and hiding under the slide for protection just in case they came falling back down...and I remember standing out in the middle of the field when I Blue northern came through with our arms outstreached and pretending like we were causing it al to happen and then running inside when the lightening and rain got to bad...Hew....you can also see the football tee that I drew in at the bottom of the picture on our front yard...I would drop kick and place kick that football across the street over and over and over again..and then I would shoot hoops at the metal basketball goal in our neighbor's yard...I would practice so much back then that it actually surprises me how much dedication I had back then for that sport, heh. Good times good times....

Here is the front yard of my house....it too looks a lot different. That big tree on the right wasn't even there...or a very small tree when I was growing up. and the small bucket on the left there is on top of a stump what used to be a huge Willow tree that many a climb occurred on...and I think hat every time I climbed up it I scraped up my arms...but I did not care it was always worth it, heh...we even tried to build a tree house in it one year...but it did not last...and besides I am not sure if my Mom wanted a tree house in the front yard, heh.....I think my strongest memory for this yard is my mowing it over and over and overt again...but I also got money for that too so it was not all bad, heh. It was also on this side walk that I would ride my skateboard up and down on the sidewalk...and one time my brother and I tried to hook up the skate board up to a broom stick and on e of my Dad's huge trench coats and see if we could get the wind to push us down the side walk....it was a great idea...but we could never get it off the ground...but believe me the wind blows strong in West Texas and it was strong enough....we just could not get the coat to catch enough wind.... funny how wind surfing is so popular today and we were doing it in the early 80's, heh.....

Here is a good example of how big and wide the streets are in my home town...they are huge...you can see my CRV parked in front of my house...and I think there is enough room for a four lane highway and a median...but this is the street in front of my house and the school....now you know that it was an achievement to kick the football across the street, heh. || Posted by Hello

here is my back yard...and yes that is a clothes line right there...but we never used it unless we were drying out a bed spread or something like that....in the back there are two cherry bushes...but when I was growing up just on the other side of them was a strawberry patch..and man oh man I would eat those strawberries....those bushes were always there...but behind them was my Dad's garden and I remember when he first bought a few railroad ties that they were used as a fort first and then to designate the garden from the rest of the back yard....It was amazing..and I loved it...Cucumbers, tomatoes, peas, etc...all good good stuff. and there were two peach trees where my mom has no put a small prayer garden over there on the right side....and two other peach trees on the far left side of the yard that is beyond the pasture's view....you can also see the walking path that I wore down from taking out the trash all the time and I of course mowed this yard many a times too...but Jay would sometimes mow it more often because the back yard was harder to mow and therefore you got more money for mowing it, heh....

here is the famous grill!!!! The best steaks in the world can be found cooking on this grill.....my dad taught me how to cook steaks and trout on this grill and if you are one of the privileged few to have one you would know that my Dad is a master steak cooker...what else can you expect from a Texan, heh..... good good food and that tree was fun to climb too...but it was a lot harder to get into..... I remember one time I watered the back flower bed the morning before we went to church and I forgot and left the water running...the entire back yard was a lake...and even though I got in trouble for it...I wanted to so badly to run out there and play in the newly formed lake...but my father (and all the stickers out there ) kept me from running barefoot in the yard lake.....

aaaahhhh the alley.... I mowed this place too...for a lot less money...but it was still a few more bucks to save up for stamp collecting, a water bed, vacation, or video game systems. heh....we also buried my first dog Spanky back here somewhere...but this was also a great place to play live D&D with sticks as wands and war with pine cone grenades.....

well, here is my living room currently...but back when I was growing up the TV was square (not wife screen) and the carpet was green, the couch a little bigger but much more used...and my toy box was on the far left over there instead of that other chair...but my Dad's chair was exactly where it is now...the very bottom of the picture...and there was a ceiling fan instead of just a light fixture....I remember laying down on the couch watching Friday night videos (this was a time before MTV or VH1) and every Sunday night watching nature shows with my entire family!!! I would also spin around in circles over and over again and then land on the couch and enjoy the "buzz" I got from the dizziness...which explains why I act the way I do today, heh....well maybe a little...and it was in this very room that I tell people about the story of Jay laying down on a bean bag watching TV...probably the A-Team or Night Rider..and I grabbed the bean bag I was using and stood on the couch and jumped off of it landing directly on my brother knocking the air out of him and then running away as he grasped for air and ran after me at the same time, heh..... || Posted by Hello

This is the sad excuse for my room....since I moved out my mother decided that she needed a painting room...so se decided to convert my room into this room!!! Oh man this is nothing like the room I had....where the couch is was my water bed's headboard, and of course the desk was not in there...and I had much cooler poster up than my mom's paintings...(not that they are horrible Momma) but one of the posters was of the earth at night from space..very cool. and I had my Smurf collection on this wall... I had posters of all kinds of cool stuff, like cars, or artic sea lions, (I had to have something up that the girls would like, heh heh) Oh and in my freshman year I painted glow in the dark paint of the night sky on my ceiling that was a perfect replica of the winter sky...and I did it al during 2-a-days... ouch that was painful looking up all the time and painting the holes that were in the paper to make the sky. I even took a tooth brush with diluted glow in the dark paint and flung up the milky way. (this was also a wonderful thing to show off to the girls... you know because it required that it be in the dark...to see the stars of course, heh heh heh..... Oh man, this was the room of all rooms. My mom was kind enough to leave some of it up for you to get an idea of it....

Here is my dresser and mirror, with all of my homecoming ribbons from elementary school and my signed footballs, my TV that I would play all of my video games on, my DragonLance poster behind it....and my Angelo State Relay numbers from track and field when I was in High school, and it is funny that I then went to go to that school and throw hammer for them, heh....oh look there are a few "rowdy rags" at the top of the mirror for the Texas Tech football games that I would usher as a boy scout....... || Posted by Hello

here is on wall that is almost the same....I created a collage of all my friends and of many a girl from my summers @ camps and Spirit Wind, and a family tree is up there...and all my ribbons from track when I was a little kid playing tee-ball and then running off to go run track...and the intercom system that I can remember working maybe three times my whole life, heh.....

AAAAhhh the front door to my room...it has changed over the years...but this does a good job of showing who I thought I was at the time....I loved the video game "The Journey Man Project" one for the first photorealistic games of any computer...and it was amazing!!!! and there is a poster that is weird and cool...and very 80's heh....and a poster of a cartoon of a guy skiing...and lastly a memento from Reno when I went there with my Dad and Mom for my Dad's judge's school..it is one row of a slot machine...kind of cool I guess.....

Well, here is the Jr. High! two years of my life here..7th and 8th...and My mom worked in the very bottom left 2 windows..... I spend many a time in that lab room,and the storage room beside it....I would even walk from the elementary school to this school. and I would catch flies buzzing on the window and throw them alive into spider webs and watching how the spiders would sting them and wrap the up in their web and save them for later, heh....good memories here...but most of the best one were on the football practice field behind this building!

Here is the basket ball gym. I played basket ball in Jr. high...but that was the last time I did. the tennis courts are to the right of it and I watched Jay play many a game of tennis there...and I did film a few basketball games for the coach in High school and I loved doing the announcing for the games.. I remember I would ask our players what they wanted their names to be and I would announce them very cool for example, "Pete Cooper was, number ?? Peeeete Cooooooppppeeerrrr"..and then when it came to the other team I would say in a very dull and sad tune...number ?? John Adams. heh.... I loved it and a lot of other people loved it...but just like anything else in life there were a few people that did not and so they found someone else and the games were not as fun...but more "nice" to the visiting teams. heh......

Well, here was a side entrance to the High School, and where I parked my car every morning.... I remember it hailing one time right after I got my 1st car (Eagle Talon) and I was almost crying thinking about the baseball size hail hitting it outside...heh..... most of the time I was speeding because I was late to my first class or speeding because I was late to my class after lunch driving from my home, heh.... lots of good memories here...but also lots of caring about what other people thought of me too, heh...oh well....such is life....

Well, here is where I spend everyday after school during track season. The discus ring....back then it did not have a fence up (they did get one while I was in school though...so it was there a little bit while I was there) and they have built a new gym in the field we would throw in, and it was also one practice field for football and the practice field for marching band...but now it is mostly a gym..... heh ....

Here is the other place I spent a lot of time...the shot putt ring. here is a black and white photo of it...and a few others here......

view of it from the track....

And close up...you can see the amount of chips on the base from when Adam, Scott, and I would roll them back for reach other to putt, heh....Oh man I was eaten alive by mosquitoes when I was taking this picture, heh.....

Well if it was not track season...then it was off season or football, and this is the field house that I spend a ton of my time in during my high school years! This is where I got my nick name...actually it was while I was standing on the shot ring...but that building is where I dressed and lifted, and did mat workouts, and watching films of the games,etc.... it was wild com e to think of it...how much of my life was spend in High School doing that stuff...but to tell you the truth...I would not change it for the world.....:)

Here is the door to the field house...as you can see it has not changed as much, heh....and I loved seeing it, heh.....

turn around from the field house door and you see this stretch of land...this is where we would run sleds and ropes...and I bet those are the same ropes we ran right there in this picture. wow this brings back some memories....but these are not the best of memories, heh heh heh......

And here is the most hopping place in the entire town on Friday nights during football season. It is a culture unlike anywhere in the US or the world...I can not describe it..and unless you run out onto that field and hear the bands and fans, and the entire town yelling at the top of their lungs...remembering how you used t be yelling with them as a small child..and probably as a baby....you just can help but to confuse that moment with a holy moment.... nothing lit it at all....the grass, the sweat, the cracking, the pain, the heavy breathing.... I know it does not look like much...but you just have no idea unless you have experienced it..... West Texas Football on a Friday night.... (yeah I know Cody you lived close enough to Texas to know what I am talking about, heh.....

It is funny the last picture I am putting up for this post of remembrance...is of this water tower...you see it was in this field that Tyson and Robert and I were lighting firecrackers and fireworks off... on 4th of July. We bought a lot of Roman Candles and we were hitting the water tower (well, trying to at least...we never made contact)....but this is the year I found out why they tell you to not hold Roman Candle fireworks in your hand when they are going off....well I was aiming my roman candle at the water tower straight up and every now and then you will get a roman candle that will fire the wrong direction and instead of it flying out towards the water tower it fired down into my arm pit....burned a hole in my T-Shirt, and burn tons of underarm hair...and my was dealing with a burn...and Tyson and Robert were on the ground rolling around laughing...and laughing...and laughing...it was crazy...and very funny....oh well..... You know this was a good trip home and there is no way I could cover al the things I remember, lunches' at Lenard's Cafe (sp?) all the nights and days, at Tyson's house, the Gilliland's house, Pepper's house, Adam's house and Adam's mom's cooking... oh man that is amazing!!!! driving up and down the drag, parking at the Mr. Burger/Mighty Burger, shooting at the pit, collecting bugs beside the elementary school and all the rumors of what actually went on out there...plowing, and spraying the fields for James, swimming at the city pool, etc.... there are so many memories that I loved sharing with you all....I hope that every now and then you take time out of your life to stop and remember where you have come and allow God to remind you how He has been with you all along and and still with you today...and some times even if you can't see him that hind sight can be 20-20...and you realize that he was forming you through your good and bad choices. my home has changed...and I have changed...but I would never be who I am today without all of the memories....if you can take time to remember the memories...go back to the place you grew up and write them down...because I almost know for sure that your children and grand children and great children would love hearing them and know that they are a part of those stories as well......Please take care of your self today and this week, and please know that Tiffany and I are praying for you!!! Love yall and KUTPs!!!!!!!! Posted by Hello

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Well, I figure it is about time…..

Well, I have covered all the aspects of the title of my blog except one….the hair. Now I know that there are a lot of you out there that think that this a gross topic and it is people like you that deserve to suffer (well, maybe not like pain in any way, but at the very least lots and lots of tickle torture, or pure humiliation) You see, I am hairy, I am very hairy and I have been that way almost my entire life. I really think that my mother bathed me in Rogaine as a small child. For women early blooming is sometimes painful and just as humiliating, but for guys it is hair! Now, I high school I hated any talk that included all the girls thinking how gross hair was, especially back hair. I spent most of my life in Jr. High and High School thinking that no girl would ever marry me, because how gross they thought back hair was. (you can now feel sorry for me) I mean, every girl out there (that was remotely cute) thought that back hair was absolutely gross beyond anything they could imagine, and with every comment another surgically plunged dagger whole appeared in my heart.

(side note… I am happily married and it is largely due to Tiffany loving Magnum P.I. on TV, woo hoo thank you Tom Selleck for being sexy and hairy!!!! You allowed me to be married, ha ha ha ha /side note)

Well, getting back to the story……. I thought I would tell you all how hairy I am so I can at least say that I have covered all the aspects of the title of my blog so here goes…..

I was in High School and I was a member of Spirit Wind (a United Methodist Conference Choir). The choir covered 2 weeks of the summer and the schedule would be that we would sing that evening in a church and then the member’s of the church would host a few youth in their homes over the evening then feed us breakfast and we would then go back to the church has a worship service then load back up into the busses and drive to the next church and do it all over again. It was tons of fun, and yet very disturbing in some houses, heh. Well, one evening I went with a large group of guys and one of the guys brought a set of clippers (by clippers I mean the electric trimmers that you can use to cut hair or just clean up the sideburns, etc…) Well, when you are gone for a week on the road sometimes the neck hair gets unruly and it is nice to trim it up every now and then (besides there were lots of good looking girls that were in the choir) Well, I was feeling a little (ok a lot) hairy and I asked if he could clean up the back of my neck. He said, “sure” and so we put a towel over the pool table and he started trimming. Little did I know that he would be the man of my dreams (dreams that promoted death and humiliation for the rest of his life to pay back for what he did to me). Well, while he was “trimming” my neck I guess he had a discussion with Satan and decided that it would be funny to shave a line right down the middle of my back. Now, I had a nice looking neck, with a nature trail going right down the center of my back!!! I thought to myself, “No he did not just shave a straight line down my back….doe he realize that I could crush him with my left hand pinky finger?” He proceeded to laugh out loud and gather all the other guys to see his “masterpiece”. They all proceeded to roll on the ground in devilish laughter while I continued to think, “OK, how can I poison them all and get away with it?....OK D.G. you have two options, Option #1 Just leave it as it is and let it grow back, Option #2 Shave the entire back and let it grow back evenly.” After the guy drug himself up from the floor he asked the question that should make you think, “Hey can I shave a cross in your back?” I then proceeded to do some more thinking, “Death, DEath, DEAth, DEATh, DEATH…...He has no idea , he really has no idea….Well, what the heck, he might as well enjoy the last moments of his life.” So, he proceeds to shave a cross in my back….then I felt what felt like him shaving the cross crooked, but it turns out that he was shaving sun rays coming out of the center of the cross. (this is the time that you say to yourself, “wow, D.G. really is hairy”. Well, needless to say I never killed him, (in real life that is, heh) and the next day I had a very weird experience. I was sitting in a pew waiting for the worship service to start that morning, and then I felt a bug on my back, I brushed it just like anyone would and then I sat back down. Well, I kept on feeling a bug on my back. I even had some people check to see if there was a bug on my back and nothing….Then I finally realized what it was……for the first time in my life I was actually feeling my shirt on the skin on my back!!! See, when he shaved the cross there was not any hair and for the first time I felt my shirt against my skin which used to be push back by my back hair, heh (this is the time you think to yourself, OK he really is hairy!) Yep, I am a hairy Pastor.

Ok there you all go, I have now officially covered all the aspects of my blog title. If you are interested in the others then by all means just read through and find them all. A free blog post (unedited my me, unless it is not appropriate words) on my blog to anyone who can find all the posts (name their titles and date) that include anything about my blog title!!!! Yeah cheesy prize I know, but it is the only thing I can think of. It could be good though, heh.

Jay Update:

Well, Jay went into the hospital on Tuesday and he left the hospital today. Apparently this round of chemo is what loosens the cells and especially the stem cells into the blood stream for them to harvest and then do the stem cell transplant stuff. He was having a hard time with one thing, but I am sure if he is home that he is doing much better now. So please KUTP! (man I can’t wait until the day that I will never will have a Jay update again! Heh)

Well, I got a new trash can today, and I hope this one Halo will not be able to get into! The Target one is horrible and now we ordered this one!Well, there you go and I hope you enjoy this long post. At the very least I hope it brought a smile to your face! Any maybe made all you people that are grossed out by hair to think twice when making fun of hair, especially hair on babies that were bathed in Rogaine!

BTW: Tiffany’s Mother is just fine. He had not gotten good news about her heart, but now the Dr.’s think she is just fine, so that is good news!

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Oh you Honor me!!!!

I know that most of you probably could care less, but I read this article and it appears that Dolby Labs has decided to name a Dolby Digital Trailer after me. And to top it off it is a DD 5.1 Trailer for video games named "Argon" (After the kind of gas used in a laser beam I am sure, but I like to think that is is after me, heh). You can't get better than that, heh.

translation for those of you who don't know what I just said:



Dolby Labs: This is a company who came up with the idea to have surround sound in movies. They have just created a new Dolby Digital sound track for video games.

Dolby Digital: The way to reproducing sound for movies (and now video games) that is is surround sound. the sound comes out of 5 speakers and one subwoofer (thus you see the term 5.1 surround sound on DVDs that yo buy and such) The speakers are a center speaker, a right front speaker, a back right speaker, a back left speaker, a front left speaker, and a dedicated (.1) subwoofer for all the lower sounds in movies.

Trailer: A Trailer is the term for all the movie previews before movies and I am sure most of you have seen THX or DTS trailers before a movie, and that is what the article above is talking about.....except this time it is a Dolby Digital trailer for video games.

Now another thing you have to know is Argon (yes, the noble gas) is the name I had for my D&D character while growing up, so if you ever go to a place on the internet or what ever that has nick names it is probably me if the person has the name Argon.

(Yes, i played D&D while growing up and no I was and am not a Devil worshiper, or anything like it, heh...to me it is a game, and nothing more! It was clean fun with my brother and lots of friends. (and yes, I am a pastor, heh) (If you want to know more about D&D then just email me)

Also I thought this thing was cool so you can check that out too.

OH, man yall got to see this!!! It is square watermelons, and even a pyramid shaped watermelon!!! That is just amazing! I wonder how they do that?

Jay Update:
No update...see previous post, heh. Sorry, but Jay still has not heard anything back from the blood test so I think they are still planning to go to the hospital Thursday and see if they can get checked in and start the chemo treatment again.

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Well, Tiffany's parents are still here, but leaving tomorrow :-( But, the WRUMC youth are gone and now maybe we can have a little more peace around here, heh (love you guys!)

Oh I must tell you all a story about what happened yesterday....

I called Tiffany yesterday, and she was home with all the youth and her parents. Well, she told me that the bottom bathroom toilet was clogged and literally poop floating all over the place in it (I could hear the plunger swooshing in the back ground) She told me that one of the youth did it (but no one was owning up to it, heh) We were talking about some other subject, and it was just cracking me up and here is the copy of the conversation:

Me: Hi Girl
Tiffany: Hi Boy
(swoosh, swoosh)
Me: What are you doing?
Tiffany: One of the
(swoosh swoosh)
Tiffany: guys probably use a little too much toilet paper and
(swoosh swoosh)
Tiffany: clogged up the bathroom toilet
(swoosh swoosh)

the youth in the background: Dang Tiffany that is gross!! Yuck!!! oh Man, Why did you do that?

(swoosh swoosh)
Me: I am sorry girl, is the plunger working?
Tiffany: Well, it sure is breaking up the poop, but the water is going no where
(swoosh swoosh)
Tiffany: I think I will try to flush it again
(swoosh swoosh)
Me: NOOOOO Tiffany don't do...
(cla-plush)
Tiffany: Well, it looks like it might be....
Tiffany: AAAAGGGGG Guys come here, come here, help me AAAGGGGG It is going all over the place
Me: Tiffany? Tiffany?
Tiffany: Oh Man, there is poop all over the floor, and poop water everywhere......
Me: Tiffany? Tiffany? Hey!
(ooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn) <--Dead phone line Ha Ha Ha Ha. Well, I immediatly called Kokopelli Properties who we are renting from and they had a plumer over to the house in less than 5 mins!!! That is good service. He fixed and and said when he walked into the bathroom, Oh Sh@&, litterally Sh@$ Ha Ha. And this is a guy who does this for a living, so needless to say it must have been horrible. Well, I got home and the major pieces of poop where off the floor and out of the toilet and the plummer had fixed it and left, but Tiffany was wearing latix gloves as high as they would go, and disinfecting every part of the bathroom, including the ceiling (well, maybe not that bad, but close). I found out later that she even had to disinfect the bottom of her shoes, ha ha ha....oh man that craks me up, so times Tiffany is so silly! (but the greatest woman in the world for me, heh.)

Well, I will leave you all with a picture of me and MY Nanaw when I was very young. And yes, I am darn cute, so be prepared to be wowed, heh. j/k.

Monday, July 19, 2004

My spilling and grammmmer

Well, as most of you know, I caint speel, and my grammmmmer is not the best of all )in the world(. So, I just thought I would wright one blog posting that I dant speel ckec and danit care about me grammmmer?! @

Seriously, most of my "misstakes" is cause I am typing so fast, and I never re-read these things before I publish them. I was talking to Deb yesterday about this and she said that my blog drove her crazy when it came to my spelling and grammar. I laughed, and nodded my head in agreement. For as long as I could remember I have never been good about my spelling or grammar. I only received one perfect grade on a paper in any English class Jr. High, High School and College. And that paper was typed using a manual typewriter and I checked every single word in a dictionary (before the internet) for it's spelling and correct usage. I was only allowed three write-out mistakes on each page and the paper was 7-10 pages long. Everything had to be perfect, and apparently it was. This was in 7th grade and the teacher ran down to my mother's class room (yep I had my mother for 7th grade life science) after school and wanted to congratulate me in person! Well, for me that really was an honor, and I don't think she or I knew how much of an accomplishment that really was for me (not just for my 13th year of age, but for my entire life) Ha Ha Ha!

Well, getting back to my spelling and grammar, I must say that I think that God has given me a unique gift with several bonuses. The first one is friends that can see past the spelling and grammar to the heart of the author. The second is the gift to help others to know that the world does not fall apart with a word is misspelled or the grammar of the English language is brutally beat to a pulp. And the Third is, teaching others how to forgive.

So for all of you people who read this post day after day, screeching in horror of my spelling and grammar, I hope that you are able to grow towards maturity in Christ through the gifts that God has given me, and help you to become more forgiving and able to see past the outside and look into heart of writer instead of the ink.

I am very thankful that I preach audibly, and not in writing. Yes, I write a newsletter article here and there, but by the time you read it a wonderful person by the name of Juaniece has made all the corrections and protected me from the flames of perfectionistic, legal-minded, English rule abiders. And I thank God every day for my wife who helped me actually get through Seminary. I remember one Salesmanship class in undergraduate school that made us take our test in blue books (the very thought of them makes me cringe, aaaaaahhhhhhhhh). I answered every question on the test perfectly, but I made a 70 on the test. And the 70 was taken off due to ONLY misspellings. The dean of the business school even came into the class and threatened to our class that he might start making all students take a spelling test to graduate from the school. (terror again filled my mind, even though I knew he was just joking) It turns out he was the father of a very good friend of mine in school, and one of my best friends in High School and College married that friend (you need to remind your dad of this Kristi, heh)

Well, I can tell several other stories, like Seminary professors giving me personal notes on my papers with the words of encouragement, "Did you even proofread this?", or "I think you could write this paper better in Hebrew than using the English language". Yep, there were some cool, seminary professors, and a few that were...uh....Desiring excellence out of me. heh heh.

Well enough of me let get to the......(drum roll please.......)

Jay Update:

I talked to Jay yesterday and he said that he has a blood work result tomorrow (Tuesday) and if the blood work is good, then they will start the section III chemo on Thursday or Friday. If the test is not good, then they will postpone the chemo until his body is back up enough to receive the chemo. Jay wants his body to be good, because he doe snot want any delays in the chemo schedule and just get this thing over and done with. So thank you and know your prayers are effective, and working! He and we appreciate them all and love every single one of you! KUTP!

Oh yeah, I saw i, ROBOT Saturday, and it was VERY good. It was the typical, "Man, makes robot, man makes robot too good, robot starts to think for its self, robot rebels against man, man kills central brain of all robots". This time at least the robots do what they do, because "man can not be allowed to take care of themselves, because they war and kill themselves. The first time I saw this kind of theme was in The Fifth Element. It is true, that mankind is not a good steward of his fellow man, or the world we live in, but I believe this is the result of choosing not to be in right relationship with God. So...all the more reason to share your relationship with God with others so they too may know and experience "too blave, true love, true love he said...you can not ask for a better reason than that" (go watch The Princes Bride for that loose quote) But, if you like Sci-Fi flicks with lots of action and a splattering of humor from Will Smith then you will love this movie. Oh Happy Days....oh happy days, Oh Happy Days... oh happy days. heh.

God bless yall, and take care! Good night!

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Happy Decemberween!

For those of you who even know me slightly (and have not figured it out yet by the strange title of my blog) I am just a little different. heh.

When I was in High School people would ask me who my heroes were and my response was (and still is, but I have added a few)

Jesus Christ
Weird Al Yankovic
Albert Einstein

and now I have added:

All of my family (especially Tiffany)
Alton Brown
A few Pastors I have had along the way

So it should not be too much of a suprise that HomestarRunner.com is right up my alley way. Their humor is very....uh...different, but clean! It is similar to The Far Side (oh look they have videos now!), it is very weird, but very funny if you actually know what they are talking about. Kind of like a lot of jokes on the products (like their tee-shirts) sold @ thinkgeek.com.

Well, go to Homestarrunner.com and you can see Decemberween. It is a lot of shorts that they have created that are very funny. There is also a great HomeStarRunner/The Might Be Giants video on right now too. But hurry because right now you can access these from
the home page (look at the changing ellipse in the top right corner)......and they update it every Monday so it (the stuff of the changing ellispse) might change Sunday night or Monday. It will still be there after Monday, but you might have to go searching for it on the site.

Oh BTW, I was looking around foodtv.com and a great Southern Cook named Paula Deen loves to cook good old fatten'n southern-fried, sugar-filled, comfort food. Well, I was looking at her
product area on FoodTV.com and you should read some of the tee-shirts and aprons they are selling there. You can see them here. My favorite one is, "elbow lickin' good!" Ha Ha Ha! Now you know that is good food then, heh. a few others are: "worth the weight", and "Put some south in your mouth". Oh man those are funny!

OK, I am making myself very hungry! I think I will go try the only BBQ place in Santa Fe today (Cow Girl Hall Of Fame), I hope it just tries to come close to anything in TX. Man, I miss those places that you can just walk up to the pit, point out the brisket, chicken, sausage, etc... that you want then walk inside for them to throw on the tater salad, coleslaw, a few raw onion rings, cherry peppers, and then give you a glass of sweet tea that is really a jelly jar with a glass handle that is the size of a pitcher in most restaurants. Then you take two trips to your table.

One to carry your food and then another one to carry your drink. Once you sit down you see that there is a roll of paper towels for your napkin, and an entire loaf of bread that has been opened by someone just cutting the plastic on the top from end to end............then................you eat!

OK, I am starving now, so I will leave you all knowing that I love ya, and have spent my entire morning this morning praying for you (all those who read this blog). How many blogs out there can tell you that?! Oh yeah, your blessed, ha ha. bye bye.

(No Jay Update....yet, because I have not called him, so just KUTP! Thanks!

I will leave you all with a few closings that you can use when saying good bye to people when you are chatting online:

->bye
->buh bye
->lata
->lata playa
->gtg (got to go)
->brb (be right back)
->peace
->one love, one God, one way (quote of a Christian rap artist)
->fkjsakdfjaISJFDAKSJF (my personal favorite, heh)
->(enter your name) out! (for example, "D.G. Out!")
->10-4
->Ok Im back (heh this one always gets them)
->Or my favorite one of late told to me from my good friend soon to be Dr. John Choi who said this to me as the last thing before he quite the convo, "D.G. Harums will you marry me?". I bet I talked to him for about 7 or 8 more lines of how it just would not work out, and he never IMed me back....that's mean just mean!!!*



*this last good bye message is true, but John and I joke around all the time, so please understand it is all a joke. Thanks for understanding. heh.

Oh and lastly, blogger.com has changed the way I input my posts here on the blog and for some reason the spell check is not working properly and it locks up on me when I try to post. The post gets up for everyone, but I never know that unless I check the main blog site, so if the spelling is way off, it is because...yep I am that bad of a speller and I need help...from programs, heh. Sorry, and I hope they get it fixed soon. (It might be FireFox too, but I will look into that)